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Steinert's Zach Mabin shows gold medal form as he bobs his way to a first-place finish in the breaststroke at Saturday''s Mercer County Swim Championships (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Feb. 4 MCT Boys Swimming
Mabin's gold helps Steinert to fourth; Hutton impresses


Steinert freshman Tess Dalton freestyles her way to a 10th-place finish at Saturday's Mercer County meet (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Feb. 4 MCT Girls Swimming
DeAngelo Steinert standout; Mazukewicz excels for Stars

Feb. 3 MCT Swimming
Several township swimmers qualify for county finals

Sam Williams was part of Nottinghams 200 medley relay team that finished 12th in the county meet Thursday to advance to Saturday's finals (Photo by Wes "The Media Mogul" Kirkpatrick).
Feb. 2 MCT Swimming
Township girls advance two relays, three individuals



The seniors on the Nottingham swim team were sent out in style during Thursday's home meet with Steinert, as they competed together in a dual meet for the final time in their high school careers (Photo by West "The Media Mogul" Kirkpatrick).
Jan. 26 Girls Swimming
Steinert newbies help beat 'Stars; West gets nice efforts

Jan. 26 Boys Swimming
Kyle Gulsby battles through knee woes; Hutton sparkles

Jan. 24 Swimming
Steinert sweeps by Hamilton but Hutton sets 500 mark

Aleks Henson was on two winning relay teams and took two second-place finishes to help Hamilton beat Trenton and gain its first win of the year (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Jan. 19 Swimming
West wins first; Steinert girls win, Mabin-less boys lose

Jan. 17 Swimming
Steinert girls win; Walter, Torres excel; John is strong



Zach Mabin not only helped Steinert's 400 free relay team qualify for the state meet on Thursday, he also broke his own school record in the breast and qualified for the states in that as well.
Jan. 12 Swimming
Steinert boys get two state cuts; Hutton still excelling

Jan. 10 Swimming
Steinert boys lose first; West enthused in loss; 'Stars fall



Nottingham junior Lisa Mazukewicz is presented with her gift card from waitress Lauren Mulryne after being named the JoJo's Tavern/Fish4Scores.com Athlete of the Week. Mazukewicz will also receive a Fish4Scores T-Shirt, which was unable to attend the photo shoot due to forgetful Rich Fisher (Photo by Ken Weingartner).
Jan. 8 JoJo's/Fish4Scores Athlete of the Week
'Stars got nice win thanks to Mazukewicz's clutch swims



Lisa Mazukewicz not only won the 200 IM and 100 backstroke, she also anchored the winning 400 free relay team that clinched Nottingham's victory over Ewing Thursday (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Jan. 5 Swimming
Nottingham sweeps by Ewing; Hamilton swept by HoVal



Gary Liedtka-Bizuga competes in the 4x200 IM relay for Steinert in Thursday's Hornet Relays at West. Liedtka-Bizuga was on two winning teams in helping the Spartans to their third straight Hornet Relays title (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Dec. 29 Boys Hornet Relays Swimming
Steinert looks tough in winning third straight title



In reflecting upon Wednesday's Hornet Relays, Steinert's Sarah DeAngelo will have to feel pretty good after helping the Spartans to a solid second-place finish (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Dec. 28 Girls Hornet Relays
Cruz, DeAngelo help Spartans nearly unseat Lawrence



Tommy Wright had a huge day for Steinert, competing in two winning relay teams while also winning the 500 free relay in the Spartans thrilling win over West Windsor-Plainsboro South (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Dec. 22 Swimming
Steinert boys win last relay to top WWPS; 'Stars swept

Dec. 20 Swimming
Fresh faces star for Steinert; Hutton rolls; 'Stars lose



Hamilton West freshman Griffin Hutton displays his complimentary Fish4Scores T-Shirt while Hamilton West alumus and JoJo's waitress Amanda Wass presents Griffin his gift card for being named the Fish4Scores.com/JoJo's Tavern Athlete of the Week for the week ending Dec. 17 (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing jsportsphoto@aol.com)
Dec. 18 Fish4Scores.com/JoJo's Tavern Athlete of the Week
Hutton wastes little time getting on West's record board


Sofi Walter  flew to a second-place finish in the 100 butterfly today, as she continues to be one of the strong underclassmen laying a foundation for Hamilton West (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Dec. 15 Swimming
Hutton breaks his own 400 mark as does Mabin in breast



Nottingham's Harlee Murphy (foreground) churns her way to a victory in the 50 freestyle against Hamilton during Tuesday's meet, while the Hornets Amanda Beym tries to overtake the Northstar (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Dec. 13 Swimming
Northstar boys and girls top West, Steinert teams sweep


Nottingham's Lisa Mazukewicz swam to a first- and second-place finish against a powerful Princeton team on Thursday (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Dec. 8 Swimming
Steinert sweeps; West, Stars have bright spots in defeat



Jake Torres plows down the lane in the 200 IM for Hamilton during today's meet at Princeton (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Dec. 6 Swimming
Steinert boys top Robbinsville for township's lone win
Updates with Hamilton boys-girls/Nottingham boys-girls results

Senior Kevin Diefenbach is one of numerous veteran standouts that the Steinert boys swim team will count on this season (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Everybody in the pool: 2011-12 Swim Previews

West boys have talented youth; girls strong in strokes
Northstar boys look to improve times; girls rebuilding
Optimism abounds for Steinert's boys and girls teams

Mabin earns Scholastic All-American honors   
        Steinert's Zach Mabin made the 2010-11 USA Swimming Scholastic All-America Team by meeting National time standards in the 100 and 200 breaststrokes and the 100, 200 and 500 freestyle events swimming for Hamilton YMCA Aquatic Club and maintaining a grade point average above 3.5 in his sophomore year at Steinert High School.


The Hamilton High swim team recently gathered for their post-season banquet and proudly displayed the awards won during the night (Photo by Kim Walter).


Steinert sophomore swimmer Zach Mabin happily displays his Fish4Scores t-shirt and complimentary JoJo's gift card after being named the Fish4Scores.com/JoJos Tavern Athlete of the Week for the week ending Feb. 5 (Photo by Ken Weingartner).
Feb. 5 Fish4Scores.com/JoJo's Tavern Athlete of the Week
Mabin conquered nerves to enjoy MCT swim success



Steinert's Zach Mabin churns his way to a third-place finish in the 400 freesytle at Saturday's county meet at Lawrence. The sophomore also had a second in the 100 breast (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at
dennissymons.com).
Feb. 5  Swimming
Mabin leads strong township effort at Mercer County meet


Feb 5 Swimming
Five township individuals, one relay reach county finals



Hamilton coach Kyle Schulke feels that Emma Fritzinger could be back in the pool on Saturday at this weekend's MCT meet (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing
jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Feb. 2 MCT Swim Previews
Several township swimmers have a good shot at medals



Taylor Kwok was a triple winner for Steinert as both the boys and girls teams swept past Hamilton in a township battle (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com). 
Jan. 25 Swimming
Spartans sweep by Hornets; Notre Dame tops 'Stars



Harold Francis was a double winner for Hamilton today as the Hornets won their second straight with a victory over Trenton (Photo by Kim Walter).
Jan. 20 Swimming
Spartans sweep Rams; West wins again; 'Stars fall



Will Craver had each stroke down to perfection Tuesday and Fish4Scores photographer John Blaine caught them all as Craver steamed to victory in the 200 IM, which was one of his three first-place finishes on a day when the Hornets won their first meet (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing
jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Jan. 18 Swimming
West gets first wins; 'Stars fall to WWPS; Steinert loses



Steinert's Sarah Sacco cuts through the water during the Spartans 500 freestyle race with WW-P South Thursday (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr/purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Jan. 13 Swimming
Carrion, Bliziotis aid Spartans; Fritzinger shines for West


Jan. 11 Swimming
Spartans get some strong efforts in losses to WWPN

Jan. 7 Swimming
HoVal sweeps Hamilton despite three firsts by Hornets



In six breaststroke races this season, Hamilton's standout freshman Maddie Uram has won five and finished second in the sixth (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Jan. 6 Swimming
Pelke excels in 'Stars sweep; Uram making quick impact


Nottingham's Sam Williams swims to a first-place finish in the 500 freestyle against Lawrence today (Photo by John Blaine/to purchase photos e-mail jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Jan. 4 Swimming
Steinert falls to WWP-South;
'Stars lose to Lawrence


Kyle Gulsby was part of the winning 4x50 butterfly relay team -- one of Steinert's four victories on the day, as the Spartan boys won the Hornet Relays for the second straight year (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Dec. 30 Boys Hornet Relays
Spartans win four events en route to defending their title


Ciera Jones was part of two second-place relay teams as she helped Steinert take second in Wednesday's Hornet Relays at Hamilton West (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Dec. 29 Girls Hornet Relays
Steinert's second-place finish highlights township teams


Lisa Mazukewicz showed that she could hang with boys on Thursday as the Nottingham junior took second in the backstroke in the Northstars co-ed meet with Robbinsville (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Dec. 16 Swimming
Steinert wins co-ed meet, 'Stars lose one, West swept


Tommy Wright cuts through the water en route to winning the 500 freestyle during Tuesday's win over Hopewell Valley (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Dec. 14 Boys Swimming
Steinert wins with late surge, Hightstown tops West

Dec. 14 Girls Swimming
Spartans overtake HoVal, Hamilton falls to Rams


Jeremy Oiler took two first-place finishes Thursday, including the 500 freestyle, to help Nottingham top rival Hamilton (Photo by Dennis Symons Jr./purchase photos at dennissymons.com).
Dec. 9 Swimming
'Stars sweep past West, Steinert does same to Ewing


Sara DeAngelo had four first-place finishes against Lawrence Tuesday, but none was bigger than her thrilling victory in the 100 breast that put Steinert in a great position to win the meet (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos at jbsportshots@aol.com).
Dec. 7 Swimming
Steinert girls win, Mabin sets record; Stars fall to Tigers


Sophomore Sofi Walter was one of several Hornet girls to have impressive showings Monday in Hamilton's setback to powerful Notre Dame (Photo courtesy of Kim Walter).
Dec. 6 Swimming
Hornets' times keep dropping against tough competition


Nottingham junior Sam Williams accepts her complimentary t-shirt and JoJo's gift card from waitress Kate DeWan after the swimmer was named the winter season's first Fish4Scores/JoJo's Athlete of the Week (Photo by Ken Weingartner).
Fish4Scores.com/JoJo's Tavern Athlete of the Week
Williams off to strong start for Nottingham swim team


Lisa Mazukewicz does the fly portion of her 200 IM en route to a first-place finish against Hightstown Friday, helping Nottingham to its first win (Photo by John Blaine/purchase photos by e-mailing jbsportsphoto@aol.com). 
Dec. 3 Swimming Round-Up
'Stars girls win; West boys impress, Steinert co-ed winner



Steinert's Lauren Cruz steams through the freestyle leg of her 200 IM race, which she won in a time of 2:22.8 in the Spartans opening-day win Wednesday. It was Cruz's first high school meet in two years (Photo by John Blaine/to purchase photos e-mail
jbsportsphoto@aol.com).
Dec. 1 Swim Round-Up
Spartans top Northstars, Hamilton falls to WW-P North



Junior Abby Wagner is one of 14 returning letterman new coach Kyle Schulke inherits as Hamilton girls swim coach this season. Schulke comes to the Hornets after one season as Steinert's boys' coach (Photo courtesy of Kim Walter).
Nov. 30 Swimming Previews
Spartan girls promising, boys need newbies to step up
West boys and girls teams feel progress will be made
Nottingham girls optimistic while boys are rebuilding

 

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Rich Fisher's blog)
Feb. 5 2012
Former GAK player
fondly remembers
coach Nick Wiener

    Feb. 5: Hamilton Township and Mercer County soccer lost one of the most influential men in their rich history this past week when Nick Wiener passed away at age 73.
    The Yardville resident coached German American Kicker teams for over 40 years and was responsible for not only winning championships, but for making better players.
       Chris “Buzz” Barlow, a producer for NFL Films, played for Hightstown High School and the University of Pennsylvania, but learned much about the game playing for Nick on the GAK.
        Chris was kind enough to share his memories of the legendary coach, which are as follows:  
 
      Mercer County lost a great man last Sunday with the passing of Nick Wiener, and the Mercer County soccer community lost a legend.
       In the late 80s and early 90s I was fortunate to play for Nick on his German American Kickers team. I had been playing for the GAK youth team for a few years when Nick decided he wanted me to join the men’s team. I don’t remember how that conversation went, but I’m sure it was something like this:
       “Chrissy…” (Yes, he called me Chrissy. No one else did but for some reason it didn’t bother me when he did it. Of course, I would come to learn that Pete became Petey, Ed became Eddie, Jim-Jimmy, Dave-Davey, and even Nick’s two sons on our team, Nick and John were Nicky and Johnny). . .

        “Chrissy, we have a game Sunday at 2, you’ll be there.” I wasn’t sure if it was a question or a command, and even though I was living in Philadelphia at the time going to school, I made sure I was at the game. I couldn’t say no to Coach Nick, but then again, why would I want to? I would be playing for a coach with a masterful knowledge of the game, and be playing with guys whom I’d admired and emulated for years.
        Nick was a coach who trusted his players and treated them like men. He saw no need to run up and down the sidelines yelling (unless he was after an official). And Nick could say just as much with a glance or a look as with a phrase. But either way, he was going to get his point across, and if personnel changes needed to be made, he didn’t hesitate to make them. It was so obvious how much the game meant to him and how much he cared. You couldn’t let him down.
        When you played for Nick, you would play anyone, anywhere. And for many years, it seemed like we did--from Farcher’s Grove in Union, (which did not have a blade of grass on it) to Perth Amboy—where we played underneath the Outerbridge Crossing, from Kearny to Newark to East Orange. It seemed like we spent most weekends going up and down the Jersey Turnpike.
        But there was nothing like a home game at the GAK club on Uncle Pete’s Road. It was soccer Camelot, and with Nick serving as our King Arthur, we hardly ever lost there. But there was so much more than just the game. After each win we’d be treated to dinner inside the club. We’d replay the game, tell tall tales, and think about the next time we’d be lucky enough to play there.
       My most vivid memory of playing for Nick came the year that we made a deep run in the State Cup and found ourselves in the final at Thompson Park in Lincroft. We gave up an early goal and then had a player sent off with a red card, so we had to play the remainder of the game a man down. Nick never panicked though, and because he didn’t, we didn’t. We managed to tie the game and won in penalty kicks.
       Eventually, Camelot had to end for me. Real world responsibilities like a job and family took precedent over soccer.    
      But I’ll never forget what I learned from Nick Wiener and how much fun I had playing for him with GAK.
    And I’m sure that right now, Nick is in a perfect place, preparing a side to play a game on the perfect pitch. In my mind, that place looks exactly like GAK, and Nick is standing at midfield ready for kick off.
    Rest in peace, Coach Nick.

Jan. 6, 2012
Here’s to those
who never quit

    Before getting to the headline item, I just want to wish a Happy Birthday (two days late) to my wonderful mom, Dianne Fisher. Love ya mom! Good luck in your Super Bowl pools. From what you tell me, they can’t get any worse than the regular season!
    * * *
    I have some new heroes.
     They are athletes I’ve come to respect after a couple of years covering high school swimming (which I never did before this website). You will probably never hear of them by the time they graduate.
       At least not for their swimming exploits.  
     My heroes are the boys and girls who will never be listed in the Top 3 when (if) the results are printed in the paper. Heck, even if they printed all top-five place finishers you wouldn’t see them.
     They’re the ones who finish dead last.
     By a lot.
     Believe me, I am not trying to be witty or sarcastic or smart-assy about this.
     It’s one thing for a swimmer at the top of their craft to bust a gut trying to break a record, win a race or, in some cases, win a meet. There’s plenty of adrenaline to push them and the crowd is cheering wildly, whether they can hear it or not.
      It’s an entirely different matter when the race is over where points are concerned, and there is just one swimmer still in the pool. Everyone is waiting for that person to touch out so they can get on to the next event.
      I’m talking mostly about a distance event since that’s where a swimmer can get behind by a really lot.
      And some do. It would be sooo easy for them to just say ‘Heck with this’ and climb out of the pool before their last lap. What the heck, whether they finish or not, they still get the same zero points.
    But you know what. They don’t do that. They churn and churn and churn, determined not to give up.
    They have the pride and the guts and the conviction to see it through. What doesn’t matter one iota in the grand scheme of the meet, matters to them. They’ve done all the work in practice, they’re sure not going to just give up on it when the actual meet takes place.
    To me, there’s something darn heroic about that. I admire the heck out of it. 
    So next time one of you swimmers is dragging along in last place, thinking no one is watching and that no one cares, just know it's enough that you care.
    And keep it up.
    It will serve you well later in life.
    (Feel free to re-read this during track season, as it is applicable then as well).   
                * * *
    How about Jeff Lurie saying Andy Reid isn’t arrogant?
    During his silly Tuesday press conference Lurie said the Eagles season was unacceptable. Well Jeff, nothing in the world is more unacceptable then the ludicrous comment that Reid is not arrogant.
     All that was left was for Lurie to say "And he's not overweight either, that's just your perception."
      Some day I’m gonna find out just what incriminating pictures Reid has of Lurie.
             * * *
    Of course, there’s arrogance, and then there’s arrogance.
    Tony Mack wants more money.
    Seriously? I mean. . .seriously?
     There weren’t enough LOLs, ROFLs, LMAOs or LMFAOs in the world to describe how hard I laughed when I read that.
     And there won’t be enough oceans in the world to hold Trenton residents’ tears if they actually give it to him.
    More money?
    Seriously?
           * * *
    So, the Miami (formerly Florida) Marlins got Carlos Zambrano.
    Yikes!
    As a Phillies fan, I should fear the Marlins with all the moves they have made.
    But I can’t wait to watch how that whole situation blows up down there.
    With everyone making their (pick one – bold, fearless, outrageous) predictions for 2012, I’ll give you one that I feel pretty good about. That entire Marlins scene will be the second coming of the chaotic Bronx Zoo made popular by Yankees of the late 1970s.
    Only the Marlins won’t win back-to-back titles.
        Just look at the recipe for disaster they’ve concocted.
      First you have Hanley Ramirez, who’s not the most grounded guy to begin with and who is already upset that he has to move to third base so Jose Reyes can take over.
     Ah yes, Jose Reyes. We know about him in these parts. For all we know, he may get a leadoff single on opening day then ask to be removed from the lineup that day and ask to be used only as a ninth-inning defensive replacement or pinch-runner in order to become the first guy to ever bat 1.000 while playing 162 games.
        Now they add Zambrano to the mix.  Here’s a pitcher who hits teammates with more regularity than he hits the corners. What happens when Reyes has a bad day at the plate and dogs it in the field when Zambrano is pitching?
    Ding, ding, ding! There's a right to the jaw, and Reyes is down!  
      One of Zambarno’s most recent fights with a teammate came against the White Sox, and he and Guillen went out to dinner afterward. Guillen calls Zambrano his friend and several articles state he was a major player in getting the pitcher.
      Of course, we’ve all seen how stable Ozzie has been over the years. He has had more bleeped out post-game press conferences on Sports Center than, um, well than anybody! Managerial skills aside, Guillen is about as loose a cannon as there is among managers.
    This, my friends, is gonna be a wild scene.
               * * *
     Sticking with Fish’s Hot Stove Blog for a moment,  I’m going to set an over-under number for local baseball announcers.
    The number is the same for all three of them – 200. What that means is, I think they are going to do/say the following things once each game, and more than once in at least 38 others.  
    Here we go:
    --John Sterling will make non-Yankee fans puke.
    --A bad play will be made by either the Mets or their opponent, and Keith Hernandez will groan and say “You just can’t do that” and be sincerely offended when the game isn’t played correctly. He will do that a lot, cuz the game’s not played correctly a lot.
    --Chris Wheeler will note that it was very important that the eighth hitter in the lineup got on base with two outs, assuring that the pitcher won’t have to lead off the next inning. I’ve also set the over-under at 300 that Wheels will discuss the importance of two-out hits; the benefits of getting them and the emotional distress of allowing them.
    I’ll take the over on all of them.
    Moving onto the national scene, I’ll set the over-under at 3 for FOX’s crack team that no one seems to like:
    --Joe Buck will make an exciting call.
    --Tim McCarver will make an observation without trying to make it sound like it is the most important thing ever uttered in baseball history.
    I’ll take the under on both of them. By a lot.
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    NFL playoffs baby. Love ‘em!

    The next two weekends are awesome. Championship Sunday is good too, but it’s cool to know you have two playoff games on Saturday and Sunday the next two weeks.       And besides, Championship Sunday is starting to bug me with the lavish halftime shows that stretch the game out forever, but not quite as long as the Super Bowl.
    I'm sure that now I've made my grievance public, the NFL will quickly move to change things.
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    Must have been a wild night in Morgantown Wednesday. About 90 minutes after West Virginia’s basketball team torched Rutgers for 85 points, the Mountaineers football team scored a bowl record 70 against Clemson.
    Having been to Morgantown before, I’m willing to bet there were more than a few guys (and girls) doing a shot for every point scored by each . . .and nobody passed out.
          I actually covered that basketball game and had to laugh at coach Mike Rice, who I think is doing a nice job and will turn things around if given the chance.
       Someone asked Rice how far away the win over No. 10 Florida felt after two straight losses. Rice looked at him and said "That's a good question."
     Then he had an expression as if he were going to give a well thought out answer, and he just kind of muttered on word: "Far."  Sometimes less is better. That pretty much told the tale.